Okay auto-correct... in what situation in any universe would it ever seem plausible to you that I would be trying to type and send the word "sardine" in all caps, and with exclamation points no less???? It's "AWESOME!!!" I keep trying to picture why I would be yelling "SARDINE!!!"
I have never been in fear for my life or anyone else's from them, never seen them suddenly become airborne and fling themselves at my head, nor have I ever (even though I like the ones in mustard) become that overjoyed at seeing or opening a can of them. Strangeness. #happenseverysingletime #ineverheardofasardineattack #autocorrectfail #oneofmanyperday #whydontieverturnitoff